he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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