Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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