If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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