p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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