That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Panties = found
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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