he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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