That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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