You really coming over, don't trick.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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