there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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