Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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