Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He shit in the fireplace
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