I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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