If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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