Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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