I think I died a long time ago.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it glows. i had to have it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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