no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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