Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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