I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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