smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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