I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The air was thick with penises
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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