Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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