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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I FOUND THE LEGS
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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