As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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