But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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