Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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