'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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