No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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