Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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