Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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