Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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