is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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