And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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