and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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