it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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