then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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