Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
