: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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