is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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