I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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