Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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