It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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