I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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