i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We left the knife in your bed.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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