Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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