how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
