Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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