After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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