fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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