She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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