If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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