we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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