The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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