and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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