I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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