Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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