quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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