Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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