it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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